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“职场塑料五件套”已经过气了。
当代人最新的时尚,是从早到晚都用emoji解决。
成年人的一天,是从
开始的。
07:52
场景:一觉醒来发现不知何时又按掉了闹钟,万念俱灰之时求生欲依然满满。
Occasion: When you wake up realizing that you missed the alarm and yet still want to survive the day.
表情:
09:31
场景:报题,是一门艺术。
Occasion: The art of story pitching.
表情:
[半小时后……]
[半小时后……]
11:45
场景:微信语音,格挂勿论。
Occasion: When you just don't want to pick up another voice call.
表情:
12:23
场景:给领导发微信不回,却看见领导在群里表扬别的同事时,依然想维持相亲相爱的风度。
Occasion: When your boss gives you no reply and yet praises your colleague in a group chat.
表情:
场景:与同事礼貌且diplomatic地交流。
Occasion: When you try to communicate with your colleague in a polite and diplomatic way but you are in fact really annoyed.
表情:
16:37
场景:一百张这是公司群.jpg依然拯救不了你的手滑。
Occasion: When you realize you just have sent an inappropriate message to the wrong group chat.
表情:
18:59
场景:加班预定,想要礼貌而不失俏皮地结束和领导(or任何你不喜欢的人)的对话时。
Occasion: When you want to politely end a conversation with your boss, or anyone you simply don't like.
表情:
20:27
场景:终于回家,和好友隔空共同应对每日损命三连:胖、脱发、劳损。
Occasion: When you finally get home and find out that you've gained weight, suffered hair loss and muscle strains – man, life's hard.
表情:
21:32
场景:生活已经如此艰难,还不让人追个星了?
Occasion: When checking your idol's most recent update becomes your last slice of comfort in this tough life.
表情:
22:45
场景:夜深人静,好想谈恋爱。
Occasion: When late in the night, you realize you are pining for a romantic relationship but really have no energy or time.
表情:
然而社畜的人生,配不上恋爱。
23:29
场景:夜复一夜陷入无法按时睡觉的魔咒。
Occasion: When you just can't put yourself to sleep from your phone.
表情:
然后各自继续玩手机两小时。
“生活就是重复。”
Life goes full circle.
哦,还有它——
目测适用于以上所有场景,且效果更佳。
最后,CGTN EMOJI调研委员会 温馨提示您:
表情千万条,真诚第一条
沟通不当面,亲人两行泪
Happy World Emoji Day!
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